Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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