Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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