her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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