ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Dignity is for republicans.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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