hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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