The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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