He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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