Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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