I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
is that a dick in a sweater?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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