I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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