Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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