i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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