u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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