She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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