How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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