I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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