My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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