i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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