the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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