Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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