East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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