I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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