It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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