Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
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Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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