if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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