Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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