That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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