im drinking this country out of the recession.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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