So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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