her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
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