I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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