We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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