Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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