Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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