Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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