you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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