just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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