This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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