she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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