You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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