that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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