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I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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