Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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