Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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