So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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