i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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