He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
