so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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