Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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