He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
You can't just leave with hair like that
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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