Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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