You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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