Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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