Im at strip club and am horny
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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