he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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