I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Randomize
